Okay so… I know that everyone likes preparing for Christmas in August.
I am so not good a this, because the year I bought everything in advance I misplaced all my gifts.
So, I still need to shop… but when I go to stores and see countdown clocks I feel a bit like this:
Nice Pee Wee placement, right?
Am I the only one who really dislikes countdowns to holidays? I mean they make me so nervous:
♫lauren
I like when people enjoy my blogs. I don’t like when people spam my blogs.
I would like the world to know I am not interested in the following
1. gibberish- do not “kjofiwemeorj28347ls” me
2. Advertisements for weapons- I don’t need a machete, or sickle, or bow and arrow
3. People who push “21 Guns” as a good song
4. Anything about man parts… don’t have any of my own thanks
Thank you for your time.
♫LAUREN
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This is a special countdown for Eric… from 2 cubicles south from this computer…
10. T-Pain
Because he’ll buy you a draaaaaaaaaaank, and then he’ll take you home. Which means he’s an awesome designated driver.
9. Taters
Because everyone likes them. Especially in tot form.
8. Nikki T.
She is the highest on the list from the 909. But her first name has no “T” in it so this is as high as the list could place her.
7. Tubes
They are used for everything… testing, plumbing, vacuum… they are also wicked futuristic.
6.T-shirts
The best article of clothing that starts with “T”.
5.Drinking Tea.
This one was selected by Eric… Eric who likes tea and ladies.
4.T-rex
A large dinosaur with little arms… WIN WIN
3.Mr. T.
Because he pity’s the fool exceptionally well.
2. Tasty Things
Delicious is nice.
1. The Letter “T”
because without the letter “T” this countdown would have no substance… or without a t “subsance”. Nor could I go tee-hee. T you are totally terrific
Honorable Mentions: T-squares, T-ball, and tentacles
and fruity T-loaf???
5. Polymer Clay
I believe the world will never be the same because of polymer clay. You can make into everything… from people to fruit, or even clay
4. Jars of Clay
Um I don’t really listen to them.. but they have a greatest hits so… that must mean they are RAD!!!
3. Henry Clay
Slick founder of the Whig Party, as well as secretary of State. He was known as the “Great Pacifier” and “The Great Compromiser”… which is pretty freaking great. He was in a close tie with our # 2 spot… but unfortunately his last name is clay… not his first, so #3 is his spot
2. Clay
A natural material that is awesome. This was a really hard one to pick…
1.Clay Aiken
Like Anyone else could be at the top of this list????
honorable mention: Andrew Dice Clay- who I don’t like so he’s not on this list.
♫LAUREN
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