There are very few words to describe this so:
♫lauren
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He’s very sensitive
Do you ever have those moments when you are so insulted you wish you had a sign to express your feelings to others?
No put down your finger… not that sign.
How about my pantent pending “insulted lizard”???
He can be insulted for you:
Isn’t he helpful?
♫lauren
Mr. Roger’s White House Connection
I must say that I don’t really care which way about President Obama talking to children…
the children will find out who he is eventually.
But the whole things reminds me of Mr. Rogers neighborhood. And I am really sad he didn’t make his speech dressed like Fred Rogers. Because cardigan sweaters put children to ease.
So do puppets… but I bet that silly Joe Biden didn’t want to be Mr McFeely.
Now let’s never speak of politics again.
♫LAUREN
Summertime
This post is dedicated to the illest of Christine’s
When you recover from being illy may you have as much fun as this Colin Farrell on the beach with a wierd matress with baby toys on it (actually, it looks like he has some extra room in the shade):
Thanks for being an awesome beach model Colin Farrell, we appreciate it.
The couch is what I crave
Okay so today I visited my couch.
And as all my friends know I do not own a house/nor apartment to place this luscious little number.
Otherwise it would be mine.
I met my future couch in downtown Orange about 3 weeks ago. It’s orange and shiny, and oh so modern. It makes me wish I had a place for it.
If you really like me, consider helping me buy this couch:
it looks great with weird lamps and dragon statuary!
I am so in love with this couch that i could marry it.
♫LAUREN (the couch lover)
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Architectural Greetings
I am trying to convince Jimmy that he should go into making architectural greeting cards.
Can you imagine Mies for Christmeis? Or Frank Lloyd Wright Thank y’s? Well they’d be really popular.
Here’s my first attempt… its a little into the Urban Planning side of design.
A Camillo Sitte Valentine:
it could be a wonderful thing.
♫LAUREN
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He likes Your Moves
Okay as well known as I could possibly make this…. I love the Cure, I adore them so much I could use a “♥”. Actually one of my dreams has always been to meet Robert Smith… he’s the definition of cool to me!
I must also say that I cannot stop listening to The Black Kids, they have this song that sounds so much like the Cure the first time I heard it I felt the joy of Robert Smith.
Apparently not everyone digs their sound because they sound too much like the Cure… but in my opinion sounding like the Cure can never be wrong!!!!!
And the music video could not be any more awesome. If at all possible they combined the Cure and Marie Antoinette together… (yeah more that just the soundtrack!!!)
here’s some clips from the video that state my case :)
looks like Marie Antoinette by Sophia Coppala….
also it looks like the video for boys don’t cry
I could just pass out due to my obscene happiness!!!!
♫LAUREN
HERE’S SOME GRATUITOUS ROBERT SMITH FOR THE ROAD:
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Vroom Vroom
Before being an internet sensation and the truest love of Clay Aiken, Isabel started a humble car modeling career.
in fact she totally modeled for mercedes… the station wagon edition…
in fact we both modeled… but I was the national “neon” spokeswoman.
Ahhh the memories :)
Avast, My heart… Monkey Island is BACK
I never thought the day would come.
I always thought that all that was left of Monkey Island was the memories and the songs about Silver’s Long Johns.
But as my dearest MI companion Christine told me… there is a new Guybrush adventure about to be thrust on us… my only response is AWESOME!
It’s so awesome that I think there should be a parade…
For all the real info on this here’s Lucas Arts Re-release… and click here to see about the new game.
♫LAUREN
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Internet Finds
I found a website. No, not at the creepy tree of Knowledge by my old office… online.
It caught my attention with mentions of 100 calorie pack foods and miniatures. She also talks about other stuff, so it’s not all about little thangs.
I think you could enjoy it too:
http://sheiswiththeband.blogspot.com/
And the band has nothing to do with Clay Aiken. Sorry Isabel.
♫LAUREN
Easter Entertainment
Easter time is full of family programming… most will be watching Charlton Heston, some will watch the Peanuts gang…
But don’t you wish that popular bands got holiday specials, and not like Kenny G, or country stars… but actual cool bands.
This is my dream for Sunday
You know you’d love it too!
♫LAUREN
Killing Me Softly with the Killers
If i had a grandpa that looked like your grandpa…
So I may not be the biggest Killers fan but…
I totally am adoring this new album, and then I saw the music video for “Spaceman” I had this like super sugar coated happiness. The kind I only get when I see Green Day prior to 2006 and the Cure.
And quite honestly this video kind of reminds me of Robert Smith and the Cure. The colors are deliciously 80’s and I wish that the Cure were in it dancing the background…
also… does anyone want to wear an outfit like Brandon Flowers with me???
Because you best believe when this neon green cast comes off this costume goes on!
♫LAUREN
Alternate Career Path pt. 2
Many years ago there was a little Eric that was fated to become the voice of our generation… until he met video games.
As a young child Eric would roam the streets with his dog earred copy of So you want to be President?sharing with anyone that would listen to him about his political platforms such as … candies for everyone, tropical shirt Tuesdays, and universal kittens.
(he really owns this book, except his version is highlighted, and has notes and post-ts all over it)
FUN FACT! his favorite helpful hint is #46 answer questions with more questions…
This however all changed one night whilst playing F22 Interceptor. Eric realized that playing video games was much more fun than his history and government homework. His interest in the presidency wained as he continued to play with the television screen glowing deep into the night. At the age of 12 after eating at the Red Lobster he decided he would much prefer to be a lobster whisperer…
And when that didn’t pan out the way he had hoped for…
…he decided on industrial technology.
This is the future Eric could have had if he had become a politician…
(note his tropical shirt and lobster awareness button)
this would have been his campaign… (as you can see he’s been teased about this before)
take your “Change” actual president Obama… Eric would have brought the people of the United States “Good Times”
Things could have been so different.
♫LAUREN
Lobster Wishes
I sadly have a lot to do… but be wary of who my next photo victim… it could be you. But until then enjoy this lobster in love…
♫LAUREN
lauren is bored
ooooooooooh so bored… so i edited a postcard of paris
the famous landmarks of paris...
Cute With Chris!
I am happy as a lobster because Chris posted my pictures on his site.
xx LAUREN
