Eric says I use my photoshopping for evil, and have never photoshopped him with Beyonce.
I tried to think… how can I keep humor in this request?
Whooomp here it is
technically this is what was asked for…
♫LAUREN
Archive for Eric's in Space & Time
Celebrate Viciously Sweet’s New Edition
Okay so it isn’t often that Viciously Sweet grows in membership, mostly because it’s not like the Mickey Mouse Club.
But now there is a man in Viciously Sweet, and that man is a true professional.
Yes, Eric.
To celebrate he did this:
and he did it well.
He’s also celebrating his new biography. All of which you can read here:
Besides being the most treasured professional in all of the San Gabriel Valley; Eric is also a huge fan of musicals, Disney and anything “Savage Garden”. He believes the most influential television character since the creation of television is Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster and Jimmy Kimmel. Eric was blessed with the uncanny ability to perform the entire soundtrack of “Beauty and the Beast” by himself. Eric discovered that he became viciously sweet after an incident that involved a bottle of tapatio, Lady Gaga, The Men’s foundation, and the song “Poison” by Bel Biv Devoe. He is the only person in history to own every “Now that’s What I call Music” and Hanson album… Mmm bop? Eric has also been reported to be the most sincere love of talk show giant Oprah Winfrey.
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
♫lauren
Hug A Professional Man
It’s been too long since there has been an Eric & the Ladies Update.
So I bring it to you on a very special day:
Hug a Professional Day!
And since Eric is the most valued Professional in Southern California he can barely function today, as every lady in the tri-city area wants to hug him…
Go out and hug a fireman, milkman, stock acessor, or goat herder and celebrate this magical day… or wait in the 1.8 mile line & hug Eric.
♫lauren
Ring Around the Ladies..
It is reported that Oprah & Eric are on the rocks again…
Today Eric was spotted on a tarmak with a guest.
After many questions about why he was on a tarmak & not at work there was a stunning revelation. Who exatcly is this lady with sassy braids? There are no reports to who the lady is, but 73% of people believe it is not Oprah.
Oprah later responded to Eric & his lady crazy ways…
word.
♫lauren
The Brief Interruption
It’s so hard to go out now a days when Kanye can be anywhere waiting to interrupt you.
Not even Eric is safe… 
I think Kanye really likes Oprah… I didn’t even realize he read this blog…
♫LAUREN
Grandma has the goods
The internet is abuzz with Mek Wok Kundor, the 107 year-young lady from Malaysia with the hankering in her heart to ascertain her 23rd husband.
She believes her 37 year old husband may leave her for someone younger… watch out 107 year old lady in China (who want to wed for the first time)
Well here at Viciously Sweet we may have just found her 23rd love connection.
And after the incident with Trannies, Eric is back to his route as a womanizer… or in this case and old womanizer…
Pull out your cane and denture cream:
Oprah was beside herself after this news was reported:
she’s so touchy… and not into poligamy, as seen many times on her talk show.
♫LAUREN
TRANNIES ON A TRAIN
A new Cinematic Masterpiece from the creators of “Snakes of A Plane”:
In this new action/ suspense film Eric has been spotted heading for the “Miss Lady Convention” in Phoenix, AZ. What will he do when disaster and mayhem happen?
All aboard the Lady Train!
What surprises are waiting for Eric? Is that really a lady next to him…? Or did he board the Tranny Express??? No sleep till Arizona!!!
Put a Ring on it! Reviews are in:
♫LAUREN
Getting Jiggy With It
New reports spot Eric quick stepping it with the ladies…
It is believed that they had the boom boom pow on their side.
♫LAUREN
Things that are Fancy: Phone Edition
Are you searching for a new phone that can make all your dreams come true?
That will call people on their birthday with an automated message from you?
And also makes criss cross potatoes?
Well that doesn’t exist yet, but t-mobile’s more than snazzy “my touch” will let you create your own case for you phone and i have a few suggestions:
Would you like to treasure a Harpo phone production try an “Eric and Oprah” cover:
Or maybe celebrate the love of Clay and Isabel?
The possibilites are really endless.
♫LAUREN
Somebody’s Trying to Steal Your Man
I think there may be danger ahead for Isabel and Clay…
One of our most valued sources sent us this picture of Clay Aiken last night and it appears that Eric (of “the ladies” fame) is trying to woo Mr. Aiken’s attentions away from the fair Isabel:
This is pretty low Eric… what will Oprah say?
♫LAUREN
Partying With the Ladies
Eric is celebrating Viciously Sweets birthday by partying it up with the ladies.
In this case here he is partying with the notorious Tori Spelling.
Little Known Eric Fact: He’s the biggest 90210 fan:
♫lauren
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He needs the Ice Cream
It’s very obvious that Eric needs some ice cream:
But he may need a smaller size because that is going to drip all over the carpet.
♫LAUREN
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Eric and the Ladies: Mariachi Adventures
Eric is very well known for his love of the ladies.
Today’s Eric can barely control his boom boom pow with all these señoritas. It is rumored that he is trying to make a musical for Taco Bell, “Chalupas of Desire”… here is an exclusive photo practicing the number for “$0.99 Nachos of love”:
We wish his musical endevors much success
♫LAUREN
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Taco Flavored Kisses
TACO TACO.
This was a request from the citizens of Glendora to the internet.
Taco flavored kisses. To those who like tacos and burritos.
♫LAUREN
Oh, the Love Game
Since Eric is a big fan of the ladies… he went on a quest to find the most ultimate lady of the times…
and after scanning the radio he found her:
Here is Eric with the frequently pantless entertainer… Lady Gaga.
Doesn’t Eric look so happy to be with the lovely lady… but seriously don’t ask her about the disco stick.
♫LAUREN
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The Beach is for frolicking
Sometimes its so warm that Eric has to get his beach on.
Sometimes he does this in the company of beautiful Oprah’s. But sometimes Oprah’s diva like requests get in the way. Like for example not touching sand:
Eric’s back hurt for 12 consecutive days… and he missed “Lady Fest 2009″ because of this. And a note to Oprah sitting on this particular Eric is a little like that scene from Bruno….
♫LAUREN
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Dolly and Eric
This is mostly due to the fact Eric has been fiesty today:
I’ve been good and kept my photoshopping of Dolly Parton to myself. But I can no longer contain it… For Dolly seems to be bursting and the seems with excitement over Eric.
See how excited she is????
I really could not contain this anymore.
And Dolly would like to add that although you belong to the heart of Oprah… she will always love you….
enjoy!
♫LAUREN
Eric’s F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Much like the theme song from “Friends,” Eric will be there for you and especially for Jennifer Aniston.
need a ride ladies?????
♫LAUREN
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