There are many times when you are goofing off at work.
But there is nothing worse than getting caught while goofing off. This doodle is for those who come dangerously close to being caught:
♫Lauren
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Bea Arthur Art
There are few things that can spark awe & wonder in all people. I may have just found one of those rare things.
This Bea Arthur Memorial Tattoo is truly inspirational, beautiful, and creepy at the same time:
I don’t have any tattoo’s but this one is a contender…
♫lauren
He’s very sensitive
Do you ever have those moments when you are so insulted you wish you had a sign to express your feelings to others?
No put down your finger… not that sign.
How about my pantent pending “insulted lizard”???
He can be insulted for you:
Isn’t he helpful?
♫lauren
Not Chicken
I’ve been into drawing & cleaning up my drawings lately.
Today I share with you on this “Raditude” kind of day this very important doodle:
And it’s so true…
look outside 73% of those birds have never been a chicken.
♫lauren
It’s the time of the season… for sweater vests
Not only is it the time of the year for sweaters… but if you are one of the select lads who look really good in a sweater vest I suggest slapping one on.
If you need any sweater vest style advice I’d look to the following peeps:
Joseph Gordon Levitt can really wear a sweater vest, he is like the lord of sweater vests in (500) days of summer:
Mr. Schwartzman cand handle the implications of sweaters… without sleeves:
River’s Cuomo is like the definition of sweater vest:
Ellen Degeneres is looking pretty swift in her vest too!
Even Michael Jackson has sweater vested:
And also this bunny was made for a sweater vest:
And just in case you are still not sold on the sweater vest… have a gander of Johnny Depp in one:
So why don’t you give it a try:
So I suggest to all… wear a sweater vest especially if your arms are much warmer than your torso.
♫lauren
Are they seriously going to laugh?
Another post about Carrie.
Jimmy & I are unsure if Carrie imagined the people in the gym laughing at her, or if it’s her crazy Jesus filled imagination… or is it because her dirty pillows are showing???
But seriously laughing at someone in pig blood will so get you in trouble with Jesus… who doesn’t like nerds covered in pigs blood as a joke.
This time the doodle subject is me… because I don’t mind being the butt of the joke… why do doodles of me resemble Lisa Loeb?
♪And you say I only hear what I want to…♪ ♪ ♪
♫LAUREN
Our House
I sometimes think of the practicality of the song “Our House” by Madness.
it would be dangerous too.
♫lauren
Jimmy’s Halloween Legacy
This edition of Jimmy doodles kicks us into the Halloween season!
Even though Jimmy’s house has been decorated since late August… this is Viciously Sweet’s parlay into the season.
Which is a totally rad season! And it is nothing without classic Halloween movies!!!! One of our favorites is “Carrie” which although has a terrifying Stephen King plot…. it’s kinda silly.
I mean pouring pig blood over a nerd with telekinesis… is not very nice (also this can be a very rare coincidence). But the real star of the movie is her mother who is both creepy & funny… oh the religious loonies.
enjoy Jimmy & “Carrie”:
Happy Halloween Time!
And remember in the words of Carrie’s mother “They’re all going to laugh at you”
♫lauren
Weezer Jam
This game is so adorable.
If you like Weezer & Guitar Hero this game is for you.
You get to play bongos for Weezer, play it here.
you know you want to play.
and you know you want to play buddy holly…
& now you don’t even have to go on tour with Blink 182. Thanks Weezer!!
♫Lauren
An Open Invitation to Isabel
It’s been too long since we’ve seen them.
When they go on tour for “Ratitude” I will be there… in a white jumpsuit.
♫LAUREN
The Rivers
Due to the fact I tease Isabel a lot I would like to dedicate this non-tease inspired blog to her.
Today’s celebrity that we adore is Rivers Cuomo of Weezer.
Some magical things to know about Rivers:
-he doesn’t like to eat chicken, he’s a vegetarian
-he does sometimes look just like Buddy Holly
-His name is precariously close to the theme park “Wild Rivers”
-he looks really slick in a sweater vest:
-he’s a troublemaker
- his Albums “Alone” and “Alone 2″ are awesome
- this video showing them covering MGMT and Lady Gaga!
yep. enjoy the magic
♫lauren
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Too Ugly To Live
Here is the shirt Jimmy has been harrassing me about:
It’s for those days when you feel really lame.
and here’s an upclose…
now I need to get Steven to print this.
♫LAUREN
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Chaleco delicioso
Okay Vero,
I must tell you my dream of a sweater vest is mildly more specific than I previously stated.
I want this particular vest:
It will complete my existence.
♫LAUREN
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Dolly and Eric
This is mostly due to the fact Eric has been fiesty today:
I’ve been good and kept my photoshopping of Dolly Parton to myself. But I can no longer contain it… For Dolly seems to be bursting and the seems with excitement over Eric.
See how excited she is????
I really could not contain this anymore.
And Dolly would like to add that although you belong to the heart of Oprah… she will always love you….
enjoy!
♫LAUREN
Hot Dog: a Summer Mystery
Okay yeah I know this is a weird postie.
But here I will reveal some inner truths about myself. As most people know I’m an avid chicken fan, and fan of Dr. Pepper…
But I will tell you what I am not a fan of… a nasty summer treat we call… Hot Dogs. Sorry Oscar Mayer you may want to turn away.
Now, I don’t mind the occasional delicious hot dog. Seriously but I’m not going to munch away on anything that looks like this:
SO GROSS.
Seriously. And I totally like crispy burnt food. But not meat rods that had been severely toasted, never going to eat it.
And for easy reference on how much hot dogs gross me out… Isabel this is on par with sticky floors…
I don’t dislike every type of hot dog, for example I do share different feelings about corn dogs… ESPECIALLY WITH MUSTARD:
remember this at times when you barbeque… do you always have more hot dogs left over than hamburgers… there is a reason.
♫LAUREN
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The Movie I want to see: 500 Days of Summer
This is the movie I want to see this summer.
The first time I saw this trailer. I initially thought, “Summer is evil”. How can she do this to poor Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He’s the small lad from “10 things I hate about you” who “Pined and Perished” for Bianca Stratford.
And then I realized I can totally relate to Summer. Things do happen and then you should cut your losses and go on. We are young, and I am not a marm. If things suck, staying will only make things worse. And I know I may regret saying this someday, but screw it. That is how I feel right now.
And a story about love seems better than a love story.
———♥———
Also I love how they filmed in LA and didn’t make it a joke. I actually do love Los Angeles and once you get off of Hollywood Blvd. we are real people. We have bikes, and dogs, and 78% of us even have souls. Just like the rest of the world. We may not have the most structurally lush skyline like most major cities, but we have our funky good times.
And we have awesome food, music, and vintage clothing stores.
Also this made me laugh because it sounds like Jimmy and I talking… this is what we talk about. Just in case you ever wondered.
♫LAUREN
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Vroom Vroom
Before being an internet sensation and the truest love of Clay Aiken, Isabel started a humble car modeling career.
in fact she totally modeled for mercedes… the station wagon edition…
in fact we both modeled… but I was the national “neon” spokeswoman.
Ahhh the memories :)
Avast, My heart… Monkey Island is BACK
I never thought the day would come.
I always thought that all that was left of Monkey Island was the memories and the songs about Silver’s Long Johns.
But as my dearest MI companion Christine told me… there is a new Guybrush adventure about to be thrust on us… my only response is AWESOME!
It’s so awesome that I think there should be a parade…
For all the real info on this here’s Lucas Arts Re-release… and click here to see about the new game.
♫LAUREN
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The Franchise
If this website had merchandise it would look a lot like this:
would anyone like one???
♫LAUREN
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