Anyone who is totally rad is going to Isabel & Clay’s Halloween Party.
Earlier today this swift duo were spotted shopping for the events:
It’s going to be paper towel themed as you can see by the shopping cart contents… this is mostly because Isabel doesn’t like spillage.
But also they are going to make spooky paper towel ghosts that would even make Martha Stewart envious.
But there will be no caramel or any other sticky treats there… so bring your own and rub them all over Isabel.
♫lauren
Today Isabel says she’s learning.
However,as you can see here if hanging out with Clay Aiken was a major, she’d be on the honor roll:
I have no clue who the other people in this picture are… but I’m betting they work at her “lab.”
As you can see their experiment is how radiant Clay Aiken is in the sun, they will measure this in centijoules (Isabel’s favorite quantatative measurement)
Happy Sciencing to you :)
♫lauren
Happy September 23rd!
Today is Checkers Day & Pot Pie Day!!!
I know that means today you can don your snuggie, grab a pot pie and sit down to a wonderful game of checkers……
in other great news Isabel (the newly biked) received a Checker’s Day miracle when she was visited by a finely sweatered Clay Aiken and the (insert word here) Tyra Banks
It took Tyra 42 seconds to make the whole event about her.
Happy Checker’s Day!
♫lauren
After a magically aquatic afternoon at Sea World, Isabel hits the town with Clay Aiken and new bff Rosie O’Donnell… we’re told that they watched the “Mother Goose Puppet Show” in Balboa Park…
They reportedly spent their evening on the carousel at fisherman’s wharf and then bought shirts that had the followin image on it:
♫LAUREN
Are you searching for a new phone that can make all your dreams come true?
That will call people on their birthday with an automated message from you?
And also makes criss cross potatoes?
Well that doesn’t exist yet, but t-mobile’s more than snazzy “my touch” will let you create your own case for you phone and i have a few suggestions:
Would you like to treasure a Harpo phone production try an “Eric and Oprah” cover:
Or maybe celebrate the love of Clay and Isabel?
The possibilites are really endless.
♫LAUREN
Although she tells everyone she’s in the lab creating the perfect shade of industructable yet soft lipstick… Isabel is still traversing the world with Clay Aiken…
Although Clay has already sent his bedazzled greeting Isabel would like to add this photo for our archive:
She has also told us that today she plans on starting a collection koalas… because the are basically the rat of Australia.
♫LAUREN
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5. Polymer Clay
I believe the world will never be the same because of polymer clay. You can make into everything… from people to fruit, or even clay
4. Jars of Clay
Um I don’t really listen to them.. but they have a greatest hits so… that must mean they are RAD!!!
3. Henry Clay
Slick founder of the Whig Party, as well as secretary of State. He was known as the “Great Pacifier” and “The Great Compromiser”… which is pretty freaking great. He was in a close tie with our # 2 spot… but unfortunately his last name is clay… not his first, so #3 is his spot
2. Clay
A natural material that is awesome. This was a really hard one to pick…
1.Clay Aiken
Like Anyone else could be at the top of this list????
honorable mention: Andrew Dice Clay- who I don’t like so he’s not on this list.
♫LAUREN
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If Isabel were a mad scientist she may try to make her own army.
An Army of One clone.
And we know who she’d clone: the one and only Clay Aiken. He’d take over the world with cheery music and brute force.
That is all.
♫LAUREN
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Everybody in the garden gets flowers… in the secret garden.
Isabel and Clay are seen here making plans for the most patriotic of celebrations. I hear there will be sparklers and barbeque… I’m so there.
Also Isabel… I’m loving that chaleco!
♫LAUREN
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Sometimes Isabel feels out of place in the posh celebrity life of Clay Aiken…
But he’s not the only one who feels out of sorts. When Isabel and Clay do biology related things… he feels much like Ariel in the little mermaid.
He wishes he could be part of her world.
Although his wish may never come true… he’s ever so proud of Isabel and her tubes of pure magic!
We’re not going to discuss why everyone else in the lab is asian.
♫LAUREN
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Sometimes Isabel just can’t deal with the public.
But in this case she’s really thinking about the possibility of “The Happening” starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel… really happening.
Only the biologists could save us.
♫LAUREN
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Isabel and Clay are having a delicious vacations in the San Diego area to promote a fabulous stay-cations.
Also this is what Isabel did on Saturday instead of seeing the Year One with yours truly.
Yes I know… and to quote the very adorable Dolly Parton “it’s all wrong, but it’s all right.”
♫LAUREN
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Today we take you into the splendored love of Isabel and Clay.
We hear they are signing on for a reality TV show to replace many of the failed relationships on the air already. They want to show the world “real” love.
And they can only do so in the wilds of WILD-OMAR!!!!!
coming fall 2009
♫LAUREN
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Apparently Isabel and Clay have been missing since wednesday because they have been at a non stop hug-a-thon.
It is now hour 73 and they are still going strong…
They may hug all weekend. Except Isabel wants to see “Year One” so she may accept 4th place.
♫LAUREN
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Clay and Isabel are disgusted by the photo shown here yesterday… which apparently shows Clay’s evil twin cousin Yalc with actress Isabel Lucas.
We should have never doubted Clay who is currently in Prague with Isabel… prague-ing it up. I heard they were discussing the city layouts of Camillo Sitte….
Isabel did have this to say about Yalc “if you ever mess with my happiness I will put a Sicillian curse on you that will be like hell on earth!”
Sorry we ever doubted you Clay… but we must keep our eyes wary for Yalc..
♫LAUREN
Get your Sitte on
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If this website had merchandise it would look a lot like this:
would anyone like one???
♫LAUREN
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This may come as a shock especially after the John and Kate cheating accusations… Does Clay have eyes for another Isabel???
In this photo given by Eric’s camp… you can see Clay with Australian actress Isabel Lucas. The shock and the dissapointment are nearly endless.
Just because she had finals gives you no excuse Clay
♫LAUREN
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You Just have to wait.
Isabel and Clay are on the Tour of Love 2009.
They have reached a new destination, India. As Oprah sheds tears of butter near the tower of London. Clay and Isabel are getting spicy skipping out of New Delhi and heading south to see one of the true monuments of LOVE… the Taj Mahal.
Isabel had only this to say “That’s disgusting. And besides, if a woman really loves a man, she doesn’t care if an alligator bites off his face”.
Happy Tuesday!
♫LAUREN
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So how is the Weather?
In the Happiness Forecast of Isabel and Clay I would say it’s pretty awesome. They are so enamored by their own good times they have not a moment to think about Eric and the ladies.
Mr. Aiken and Isabel were spotted having a romantic and heavily fruited meal near the Eiffel Tower. Isabel was reported to have said after her meal, ”I love this moment so much I would cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny, little moments.”
Damn that’s happy. Eric I do believe Isabel has brought it… and all “Walking on Sunshine Style.”
♫LAUREN
Isabel and Clay are trying to make a comeback…
They say there is too much Eric up in their space… and too many ladies. (Which Clay can totally understand.)
So today Clay and Isabel took time our of their hectic lives to release this statement …”Boy, I hope that guy’s not planning to kill her and eat her,” but it may not have been about this topic, unless they were thinking about Eric’s syrup problem.
Defending their title of Viciously Sweet’s couple of the year is getting tight since we heard that Lindsay is upping her anty. And may exclusively be back to the gents.
♫LAUREN
proving all is fair in love and war
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