It’s going to be my birfday on monday.
So i plan on doing a lot of this:
I also plan on creatin more dastardly creations for the Isabel Scare-a-thon 2009 which starts next week!
♫lauren
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I know you are… but what am I?
I’m unusually happy this morning because of this little guy:
All things about Paul Rubben’s aside. Peewee Herman was one of my favorite childhood characters. I had that talking doll, and I took it everywhere with me even to ballet class.
Last night at Midnight MTV2 was playing “Peewee’s Big Adventure,” and so I watched it… and couldn’t stop laughing, nor could I wake up for work, but I digress.
My family has decided to take me to see him for my birthday… but due to the Isabel Stare-a-thon 2009 Pee Wee has postponed his shows until January 2010. It’s cool, I’m still going to see him… but post birthday!
But whilst I wait I have one request…
♫lauren
Birthday Getaway’s With Clay And Isabel
Although she tells everyone she’s in the lab creating the perfect shade of industructable yet soft lipstick… Isabel is still traversing the world with Clay Aiken…
Although Clay has already sent his bedazzled greeting Isabel would like to add this photo for our archive:
She has also told us that today she plans on starting a collection koalas… because the are basically the rat of Australia.
♫LAUREN
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Birthday Wishes
OMG!
Viciously Sweet is a year old!
This year we celebrate 83 posts about Isabel.
51 Posts about Eric.
11 Posts about Jimmy
2 Posts about the Killers
And 1 Post about how much I dislike Cornucopias
Hopefully the next year is full of more delicious and hillarious good fun!
Also the birthday wishes are pouring in:
♫LAUREN
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America!
Happy Fourth of July!
On this day a boatload of years ago (233 to be exact), we said we didn’t like England. And we became our own country… it was really awesome.
Because Abraham Lincoln was our president:
♫LAUREN
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Happy Birthday Marlene!
Isabel reported that you are aging!
So WE made you this Free Willy moment for you:
have a whale of a birthday… sorry for the pun.
*VICIOUSLY SWEET*
Presidential Ideas and Birthdays
Wouldn’t it be cool if American Idol, had a spinoff called “Historic American Idol,” where contestants voted on the coolest and hottest of our American Heroes. I think If that happened I would say this is my pick for the top 5
#5 Jason Schwartzman, cute as a button musician and actor.
#4 Isabel Canto, famous for involvment with Clay Aiken, as well as her many years manning the most luscious monster truck station wagon.
#3 Rita Hayworth, one of my favorite Actresses… she’s awesome in 742 ways.
#2 Thomas Jefferson, damn right… he’s awesome dawg… and he’s coming up later in this post
#1 Abraham Lincoln… because everyone knows they adore big Lincoln!!! He kicks a lot of butt, and he kicks it hard
I’m sorry Isabel you are not as cool as Abraham Lincoln…
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but my question was what should i eat for dinner???
Okay also today is Thomas Jefferson’s Birthday. I must say he’s one of my favorite presidents because he did a lot of things for this country, and there are boatloads of statues of him in Paris… also who doesn’t love nickles???
♥LAUREN
Birfday Week:Friday’s Christine
It is a well known fact that Christine likes her men old, and wrinkly. (Ahem, Dave Foley and Alex Trebek) But Christine’s search for the affections of the elderly have gotten her into trouble a few times… (not just that time at Coco’s early bird buffet.)
There was once a moment where Christine could have ripped a family man from his den of iniquity. Yes, that is correct… she once had stolen the affection of acclaimed actor Brad Pitt. He showered her in pizookies and BJ’s paraphernalia, he took her to London (she totally lied about going to school,) they danced the night away on private Margarita Mondays… and then one day she realized that if he left Angelina he would show up with boatload of kids to her apartment… an actual BOATLOAD and Claremont is no where near the water!!
She knew their love could no longer thrive as it once had…
♫LAUREN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE & ISABEL!!!
Birfday Week: Friday’s Isabel
Sizzling as always with Clay…
They cannot keep their hands to themselves… giggle giggle
♫LAUREN
EDITOR’S NOTE:
I wonder if Isabel wishes she were photoshopped with people other than Clay. If so this may soon become a reality as it is really hard to find Clay Aiken photographed with women. Any advice who she should show up with next???
Birfday Update: Nikki T.
In 1985 this week was riddled with births.
Today is an April treat! The Birthday of Nikki T, a new edition to BIRFDAY Week.
It is reported that Nikki T. is celebrating her 24th birthday with her favorite American Idol, Chris Daughtry…
Presents on her wishlist include Yanni’s latest album, 26 pink highlighters, a Hello Kitty watch, and 1 gallon of Christian Dior “Noir” nail polish.
HAPPY BIRFDAY NIKKI T!!!
♫LAUREN
Birfday Week: McConaughey-hey Christine
Christine hits the red carpet with Matthew McConaughey.
After that event they went to In-N-Out and had strawberry milkshakes and Matthew never wore a shirt again…
… Christine still won’t reveal what happened that night
♫LAUREN
Birfday Week: Isabel Thursday
birfday week continues…
Here Isabel is skating her troubles away with hunksicle Clay Aiken
two posts today!!!
Birfday Week: Tuesday’s with Christine
For many wondering what Christine did for her birthday… here is an exclusive.. she was seen partying at a prestigious topless bakery in Hollywood with new b.f.f. K-Fed.
It is reported he gave her a twinkie, two Okie hats and an autograph photo he still had of Britney.
♫LAUREN
PS. DON’T BE AFRAID CHRISTINE :)
Birfday Week
As most of you know it was Isabel and Christine’s birthday on Sunday. To Celebrate their extreme oldness, every day this week there will be a post to commemorate all the years they have floated about the earth.
let us commence in the birfday magik
♫LAUREN
Lincoln’s Birthday in the 09!!!
Joy to the world it’s Lincoln’s birthday!
Let the earth receive its Lincoln…
Today celebrate with some Lincoln logs, Abe Kabobs, and Party streamers… watch the play Hamlet…because if Lincoln was here that’s what he’d be doing…
Happy 200th birthday!!!
♫LAUREN
Jan 8… just getting Bigler
Today I would like to shine some light onto our friend John Bigler.
He was the third govenor of California.
He is signed into law that Sacramento was to be California’s state capitol.
He contracted Cholera in his hometown of Sacramento.
I believe he may have done other things, as you can see by his portrait it is believed that he likes crinkling paper, and wearing suits. It also appears that he does not like the wall decorations, or crossword puzzles. As you can also see he was not a fan of the bolo tie. It is believed that if he lived in modern times he would probably drive a prius, and his favorite restaurant would be CPK.
I also believe he and Christine would be very good friends (see I don’t always pick on Isabel)
Today is his birthday.
and sorry to Angel, I had to photoshop over someone…
♫LAUREN
Happy Jan 6th!!!!
Today Joan of Arc is a tender 597 years old! She was well known for being a savior of France, a saint, and an aerobics instructor in San Dimas…
Celebrate today for Joan of Arc… watch Bill and Ted’s adventure for more Joan of Arc Information, which is way more accessible than France for most of this blogs readers.
♫ LAUREN
