Okay so… I know that everyone likes preparing for Christmas in August.
I am so not good a this, because the year I bought everything in advance I misplaced all my gifts.
So, I still need to shop… but when I go to stores and see countdown clocks I feel a bit like this:
Nice Pee Wee placement, right?
Am I the only one who really dislikes countdowns to holidays? I mean they make me so nervous:
♫lauren
Did you know that “Grease” was originally about a girl who transfers from Wildomar into the city, and all her hijinks? And was originally called “Isabel”?
It’s totally true. And all the kids at her new school couldn’t stop staring or singing at her.
But because of an unfortunate event during practice for “Isabel Lightning” where there happened to be no survivors… the play was changed to the title we know today “Grease.”
But think of what may have been.
♫LAUREN
don’t be cruel, stare at Isabel.
She’s free range.
♫lauren
There are many sports you can participate in:
Underwater typing- BOOOO
Olympic Stitching- HISSSS
EXTREME Staring at Isabel- WIN!
Pick the one that’s most beneficial to you, or the ones your friends are most into, because you don’t want to partake in a lonely, friendless sport. Remember… there is no I in “TEAM” or “BAND” or “PHOSPHATE”
♫LAUREN
This time of the year can be stressful and can cause you to lose that all important staring at Isabel time. If you find yourself in a situation where you cannot stare at Isabel as much as you like… turn to a professional.
Or turn to this guy:
♫LAUREN
This Thanksgiving be thankful for all the Isabel you can see.
♫LAUREN
There are celebrities who are very devoted to causes like Habitat for Humanity, UNICEF, Pancakes for Pirates, The League Of Ladies. And there are some celebrities that like to get hands on in their causes.
George Clooney is one of this hands on kind of guys… or in this case “eyes on”:
He’s even making a documentary called “the George who stares at Isabel” which currently has a running time of 42 hours 5 minutes.
It has all the markings of a blockbuster success, it will also feature Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and Portia De Rossi staring into the field of Isabel.
Take this fine day to have a peek at Isabel yourself.
♫lauren
Did you know the original version of “Welcome to Paradise” was about Isabel?
Well neither did 2/3 of Green Day either. After much arguing they used a synonym for staring at Isabel that made the song flow better… now most people know the song as “Welcome to Paradise”
However if you ask Billie Joe he’ll tell you the truth about his Isabel staring past:
Remember to stare at Isabel as long as you can today… she’s 14% more Isabely than yesterday.
♫Lauren
Get your glimps of Isabel on the streets:
She’s waiting.
♫lauren
Are you ever out of range of Isabel and say… “Hey why can’t I see her better?”
Well the people at Target heard your cries:
Enjoy.
♫lauren
Happy 2nd day of the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2009.
Today we celebrate with a special Clay Aiken edition of the stare-a-thon:
Enjoy your weekend staring at Isabel!
♫LAUREN
We have a new reader, and his name is Tony.
Hi there Tony!
We at Viciously Sweet like to make thorough and mindbending background checks on all our readers, and you seem to pass our testing. But let me ask you this… did you think people would ever find out about your extensive chaleco modeling?
The internet reveals all. Have a nice day sciencing.
♫lauren
Isabel Stare-A-thon Part Duex is here!
And you can bet in the next month you’ll see more Isabel than you can shake a stick at. Not that I’m promoting shaking sticks at Isabel… but I digress. It’s going to be awesome.
And the best part is that it starts on the day of my birthday party!
I give to you the friday night edition of the Isabel Stare-a-thon:
♫lauren
There are many times when you are goofing off at work.
But there is nothing worse than getting caught while goofing off. This doodle is for those who come dangerously close to being caught:
♫Lauren
There are few things that can spark awe & wonder in all people. I may have just found one of those rare things.
This Bea Arthur Memorial Tattoo is truly inspirational, beautiful, and creepy at the same time:
I don’t have any tattoo’s but this one is a contender…
♫lauren
Seriously I’m working my butt off. But nothing seems to be getting posted!
AND HERE’S SOME GOOD LUCK TO ISABEL TODAY!
And do us all a favor.
This song is in my head. Mayhaps it should be in yours.
♫LAUREN
Eric says I use my photoshopping for evil, and have never photoshopped him with Beyonce.
I tried to think… how can I keep humor in this request?
Whooomp here it is
technically this is what was asked for…
♫LAUREN
It’s going to be my birfday on monday.
So i plan on doing a lot of this:
I also plan on creatin more dastardly creations for the Isabel Scare-a-thon 2009 which starts next week!
♫lauren
I think you should watch “13 going on 30″ because it’s awesome.
Go buy some razzles, and listen to some Pat Benetar… I’m reccomending this because I have boundless energy today, and this isn’t the help of coffee or chicklets… or even razzles.
But I wish I were watching this and not my monitor… because today at work I do not feel flirty or thriving… if I were thriving I may be doing this:
and not this:
And remember to Wang Chung tonight.
♫lauren
