Archive for September, 2009

Glee: the Fashion Club

It is incredibly obvious that I like “glee.”

Which has lured me with it’s “Bring it On” meets “Miss Guided” meets “Grease” plot…

Not just because the whole office is still singing “Single Ladies” or because I have been listening to Montell Jordan “This is How we do it” on repeat.

Nor is it because I want a button that says “gleek”

But because I cannot get enough of OCD(elicious) Emma Pillsbury played by the adorable Jayma Mays…

She’s the most adorable guidance counselor since… well, “Miss Guided’s” Ms. Perky… she is also in love with the Spanish teacher/Glee Coach Will.

hmm the parallels :)

But I digress

She really does.

And I adore her Mod-Preppy Chic-ness. It’s very “That Girl”.

She wears pretty much every color…

And she wears it well:

Green!

Purple!

Brown!

Yellow!

Her preppy adorable-ness makes her one of the hippest teachers at this Ohio High school. I could just imagine the immaculate closet of rainbow colors she must have! I wonder how many sweaters she owns????

and her lonely sweater is J-crew tastic…

I must also make this comment about her wicked cute accessories:

She may as well start her own Fashion Club… watch out Will:

But I know some people object to her cuteness due to her ulterior Will motives…So although she may have ♥’s for a married man most people can agree:

also…

Anyone want to go shopping for some cute clothes???

♫LAUREN

[ pictures of Jayma Mays come from: Jayma Mays Online]

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Similarities with Eric

BEST

SIMILARITY

EVER!

THAT IS ALL :)

♫LAUREN

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Jimmy’s in Costume

It’s nearing Halloween, so here are my picks for Jimmy’s 2009 costume.

♫Lauren

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Weezer Jam

This game is so adorable.
If you like Weezer & Guitar Hero this game is for you.
You get to play bongos for Weezer, play it here.
you know you want to play.
and you know you want to play buddy holly…
& now you don’t even have to go on tour with Blink 182.  Thanks Weezer!!
♫Lauren

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Jimmy’s Ugly Harp

I realized that of all the things i can do… drawing a harp is not one of them.

♫lauren

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Jimmy’s Musical Doodles

There are many times when we are guilty of schadenfroh, or taking glee in the midst of others pain.

here is one of those moments, brought to you by me!

Here are some doodles of Jimmy as current musical icons:

 and of course as Lady G! the queen of whatever it is that she does…

You took joy in this.

Sorry Jimmy

♫LAUREN

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Glee: has the Single Ladies

This is too cute.

I really like Kurt and he can do one heck of a Beyonce dance.

I also like that glove…

♫LAUREN

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The Post That Almost Wasn’t

Jimmy likes Halloween.

He likes it so much his house is already decorated.

He is has Carrie on DVD waiting for an audience.

He’s stone cold serious, about happy haunts.

And he’s serious about a weird movie from his childhood that involves disco dancing Draculas, and witches that aren’t spooky enough to create the magic of halloween… hopefully they can become their own terrifying selves and won’t have to cancel Halloween.

Called “The Halloween that Almost Wasn’t”

If you have never seen this movie it’s a Jimmy James Suggestion:

here it is:

the disco scene is the best.

♫LAUREN

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The Checkers Day Miracle

Happy September 23rd!

Today is Checkers Day & Pot Pie Day!!!

I know that means today you can don your snuggie, grab a pot pie and sit down to a wonderful game of checkers……

in other great news Isabel (the newly biked) received a Checker’s Day miracle when she was visited by a finely sweatered Clay Aiken and the (insert word here) Tyra Banks

 

It took Tyra 42 seconds to make the whole event about her.

Happy Checker’s Day!

♫lauren

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About your rendering

Eric’s rendering was at first a little scary….. so I took it to the dark side…

Here is my version of Resident Evil…. greetings stranger:

Here is Darth Vader at his day job…. greeting students “Bathrooms are to the left”:

Here is Halo 3…. Level: Chapman, Game: Capture the red light :

And because it’s been like 15 minutes since I’ve mentioned her… Lady Gaga (today’s lady of choice) planning her love games:

enjoy!

♫LAUREN

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Vision of Love

No, this isn’t exactly about Mariah Carey….

it’s called I have been given time to photoshop:

please don’t put things on my glasses i’m uber blind.

also I’m currently working on the “investalligator”.

♫lauren

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Lady Gaga’s Inspiration

You may see her shirtless and sometimes pantless action… but is Lady Gaga hiding something?

 

No I’m not talking about the people who says she’s a Mister Gaga… I’m talking about her fashion inspirations….

Is she hiding the fact that her “look” & fashion come from the hit cartoon Jem & the Holograms?

I think Lady G looks a lot like Jem/Jerrica…  you can note the similarities yourself….

Lady Gaga:

Jem:

Do you remember that Jem’s theme song promises you “Adventure… excitement… Glamour and glitter, Fashion and fame!” Doesn’t that sound like Lady Gaga’s game?

Jem thinks this is truly outrageous… 
If you are an 80’s child you remember the wild fashions that happened on this more than rad cartoon. The makeup, the hair, the uneccessary drama, the boyfriend who is in love with the same girl more than once. This sounds eerily identical to the happenings of Lady Gaga.

 But I really don’t mind….. because Lady Gaga is fabulous without holograms… and if there were a movie about Jem (that wasn’t Hanna Montana) I think Lady Gaga should star in it.

Ohhhhhhh the lovegame.

 

Have a truly Outrageous Day!

♫lauren

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Monday’s Elvis: Elvis Costello

Let’s talk about

I cannot stop listening to Elvis Costello.

I don’t think this is a major suprise as I listen to Bowie, Toto, and Men at work in my regular rotation….actually sometimes I like to pretend that it is years or even decades ago with my music…but i digress

I even stayed up last night to watch a concert he did in 2007 on VH1… even though I’ve already seen it. But it was amazing, and so worth my groggy morning..

There is something about him that always makes me smile. I adore his humor, and his lyrics… all in all he’s adorable. And not only is his music great, but he does awesome covers…. like “Suspicious Minds” “My Funny Valentine” and “Beautiful”.

Enjoy Elvis Costello!

♫LAUREN

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Isabel Stare-A-thon is almost here

Dust off your binoculars, wipe those bifocals clean, and for heaven’s sake make sure your fios will work…………

the Isabel Star-A-thon is nearly back in business… Starting in November 20th – December 20th and Candian Boxing Day.

We will celebrate all that is Isabel!

get ready.

♫lauren

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The Brief Interruption

It’s so hard to go out now a days when Kanye can be anywhere waiting to interrupt you.

Not even Eric is safe…

I think Kanye really likes Oprah… I didn’t even realize he read this blog…

♫LAUREN

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Learning with Jimmy: Chicken

Today’s learning with Jimmy introduces you to Chicken, the wonder bird.

Chickens are wonderful for many reasons, count them with Jimmy!

1. They Make Beautiful Art

2. Eggs are full of deliciousness, and sometimes chickens

3. they are not ducks

4. They make great pets

5. They are sometimes made of pipe cleaner:

6. They are more patriotic than turkeys…

7. They have beautiful houses

8. Lauren likes to draw them:

9. They stand up for what we believe in

10. They are delicious in original recipe

Jimmy’s conclusion: thank you chickens!

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Grandma has the goods

The internet is abuzz with Mek Wok Kundor, the 107 year-young lady from Malaysia with the hankering in her heart to ascertain her 23rd husband.

She believes her 37 year old husband may leave her for someone younger… watch out 107 year old lady in China (who want to wed for the first time)

Well here at Viciously Sweet we may have just found her 23rd love connection.

And after the incident with Trannies, Eric is back to his route as a womanizer… or in this case and old womanizer…

Pull out your cane and denture cream:

Oprah was beside herself after this news was reported:

she’s so touchy… and not into poligamy, as seen many times on her talk show.

♫LAUREN

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Glee: All By Myself

I really love emotional moments in TV and movies…

One of my favorite moments from tv happened many years ago on a show called “Felicity”… it was this classic dramatic moment when Noel locked himself in his dorm closed the curtains and listens to “everybody hurts by REM”  after a failed attempt at a relationship with Felicity

(since the show is so old there are no clips of this online :(…. )

But I digress, I think that glee is trying to steal away my affections of lonely noel with this more than depressing clip.

I’m sorry Noel… but Emma Pillsbury may win.

especially since she has way cute clothes.

♫LAUREN

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Grandparents… the Holiday

Today is Grandparents Day.. that Day where you celebrate the keen awesomeness of your ancestry.

Well here at viciously sweet we certainly do adore our elderly (there have been over 50 posts of Eric this year!) so find an elder your grandparents (or not) and show them a day on the town!

I would choose Tre Cool from Green Day because he’s my susbtitute grandpa!

And we would partake in the following activities on this special day:

Firstly make sure you give him his medication:

and that he’s dressed comfy for the days planned activities

The take him for an extra treat:

get him a present that makes him feel special

Then treat your grandpa to a mild time like having tea:

Make him feel special by being interested in his discussion. Ask him about your families upbrining:

and make sure you get him home in time for his bedtime:

Oh Grandpa.. you are so fun!

♫lauren

CONDRON.US

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Halloween Oddity

I know Halloween is still really far away…

But I’ve been thinking about costumes… and I’m totally torn in  a Natalie Imruglia way…

here are my ideas:

1. Lady Gaga… because she’s super slick and I can wear triangles…

2. Fergie because I may want to be flossy flossy

3. Mary Tyler Moore… only if you’ll be Buddy Holly

4.David Bowie… however more like Ziggy Stardust

5. Julia Gulia… however I need Robbby Hart.

6. The Spaceman… you know you want to

7. Aunt Bee and her pickles

8. Molly Ringwald in this outfit:

Help Me out…

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