Today’s lesson is something important to 76% of people in the United States. And since Jimmy likes favorable percentages he would like to share this nugget of truth.
Don’t bathe with weasels…. it will only bring you pain…
and 42 anti weasel shots from your doctor:
You have been warned, especially you Christina Aguilera.
♫LAUREN
Today’s learning things with Jimmy brings us Angela Lansbury.
You may know her from Murder She Wrote:
Bedknobs, and broomsticks:
or Beauty and the Beast:
or you may know her from that time you went barhopping with her and Bea Arthur:
But the final summation is that she’s rad.
Here’s Jimmy’s top 5 reasons to adore her:
1. She was Sybil Vane in the “Picture of Dorian Gray” (1944)
2. She had knee surgery in 2005 (that is weird Jimmy)
3. She’s British.
4. she looks good in this hat:
5. She’s very believable as a pot.
♫LAUREN
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Well it could be…
It’s not a secret that I adore music and fashion as to the many posts about Brandon Flowers and Robert Smith:
But what I also adore is paper dolls… I would have loved this one as a kid
That is right a Kurt Cobain paper doll!
Seriously… You can dress him in a variety of jeans and sweaters! I dressed him in one of my favorite Kurt outfits!!!! Boy do I wish I had that sweater.
The only thing that isn’t so hot about this is the no other options for hair… or a smart dress…
♫LAUREN
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Since Last year there were a lot of posts about Eric and Isabel we’ve decided to step up the Adventures of Jimmy…
A new blog topic starts today:
Here’s a map to acclimate yourself with Sylmar:
Things you should know about Sylmar!
-it is a part of the Wickedly awesome San Fernando Valley
- In 1977 an episode of Chips was shot there!
-It was once riddled with olive trees, now it’s riddled with shopping centers!
-It is the native habitat of Jimmy
-It’s name means “Sea Of Trees” which is really odd because it looks more like a suburb
-In 1965 Sylmar celebrated it’s 91’s birthday!
-There are lots of freeways around it! Some go to Disneyland!
-in 1992 it was set as a filming location of “Encino Man”
Jimmy’s final thought:
♫LAUREN
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*ALERT*ALERT*ALERT*
Another post about the Killers:
I don’t know how I feel about the outfit without shoulder pads:
it seems very David Lee Roth without them
i still prefer the all put together look:
Oh Spaceman.
I think there may be danger ahead for Isabel and Clay…
One of our most valued sources sent us this picture of Clay Aiken last night and it appears that Eric (of “the ladies” fame) is trying to woo Mr. Aiken’s attentions away from the fair Isabel:
This is pretty low Eric… what will Oprah say?
♫LAUREN
Right now I’m on a candy induced high.
Brought to you by:
Delicious Nutritious Chicklets!
Which are awesome in so many ways. So if I am found passed out on the floor today inches from deaths door… it may be because I ate too many chicklets… or Bob Saget was touching underwear again.
♫LAUREN
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There are many things in life I have never wanted to experience…
Post “Full House” Bob Saget… not being Danny Tanner while holding underwear is on the top of that list.
Be warned that further on this page this graphic image will be shown…
But first here’s an approved Bob Saget:
Here is an unapproved Bob Saget:
Don’t you agree?
keep some sag in your heart.
♫LAUREN
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I’m in no hurry, you go on
And tell your friends I’m losing touch
Fill their heads with rumours of impending doom
It must be true
I have no clue why there are so many “Killers” inspired posts as of late.
But I’m really in this mood for their synthisized wonder tunes…
I have a feeling this site may become a darling to the Brandon Flowers community since I have been adoring his clothing as of late:
His clothing is quite smashing actually. I think more people should dress like he does…
And he also reminds me that I really need to invest in some feathery outfits and more feathery accessories:
Did i mention that the music is also fun:
♫LAUREN
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Oh Noooos!
Evil water is back, and he’s bringing his liquid fiends with him.
darn you evil water, you have flooded the cineplex!
♫LAUREN
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Although she tells everyone she’s in the lab creating the perfect shade of industructable yet soft lipstick… Isabel is still traversing the world with Clay Aiken…
Although Clay has already sent his bedazzled greeting Isabel would like to add this photo for our archive:
She has also told us that today she plans on starting a collection koalas… because the are basically the rat of Australia.
♫LAUREN
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Eric is celebrating Viciously Sweets birthday by partying it up with the ladies.
In this case here he is partying with the notorious Tori Spelling.
Little Known Eric Fact: He’s the biggest 90210 fan:
♫lauren
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OMG!
Viciously Sweet is a year old!
This year we celebrate 83 posts about Isabel.
51 Posts about Eric.
11 Posts about Jimmy
2 Posts about the Killers
And 1 Post about how much I dislike Cornucopias
Hopefully the next year is full of more delicious and hillarious good fun!
Also the birthday wishes are pouring in:
♫LAUREN
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Elliott was once the tiniest of mittens, and now he’s a big bootie kitten.
Here he is as a baby kitten… in a very fine sweater vest:
and here he is as a big man kitty:
and here’s his big bootie
He is almost 15 pounds and isn’t full size. I assume he’s going to be roughly this size at his full growth:
And Although I named him after Elliott Reid:
he reminds me more of farmer Ted aka Anthony Michael Hall:
There is a striking resemblance… except my cat is not friends with John Cusak.
♫LAUREN
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Boy Do I adore Doug…
Enjoy doug as a burger
I adore Patti… she was so fashion forward… I always wanted that shirt :)
♫LAUREN
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Today I’m having the best time listening to Wham!
If you feel inclined to listen to Wham! I suggest you do the following
-Listen to “Young Guns”
-Grab a friend and try to sing a Wham! song in Kareoke… I suggest “Careless Whispers”
-Pull that “Choose Life” shirt out of your closet
-Jitterbug until you hit that High…
-feather your locks
Renew your membership to the Andrew Ridgeley fanclub:
And then dress like George Michael Post Wham! … little stubble and all.
and wake me up before you go-go.
♫LAUREN
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This morning sit back with your cheerios and think of Johnny Depp.
30% of the world is doing the same thing;
this includes 46,000 librarians, 21,000 Mc Donald’s employees, 1,200 pastry nozzle makers, 720,000 college students and 14 Crazy Rat Ladies, Tim Burton and me.
Have a niiiiiiiiiiice day.
♫LAUREN
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It’s very obvious that Eric needs some ice cream:
But he may need a smaller size because that is going to drip all over the carpet.
♫LAUREN
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The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life. It is present in the infinity of forms and phenomena that exist in all of creation.”- Michael Jackson
I find this contest incredibly fascinating.
Designing a Memorial to Michael Jackson, this is sponsored by an architectural website called Archinect.
You can link to the rules here.
I think this should be made news to more than designers because fans could make something awesome too.
remember it has to be cooler than this:
however seeing a 100 foot tall sequined glove may be nice in the Los Angeles skyline.
♫LAUREN
