Isabel reported that you are aging!
So WE made you this Free Willy moment for you:
have a whale of a birthday… sorry for the pun.
*VICIOUSLY SWEET*
Archive for May, 2009
Nuggets
I had some chicken nuggets for lunch.
and it gave me enough energy to upload the mass amounts of photos of Eric, Jimmy… and even Isabel.
I think I should be sponsored by chicken associations. Spread the word.
♫LAUREN
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Eric… Pampered in Vegas
Okay so Eric left work early this week to experience the sheer joy of Las Vegas. Which is most likely hotter that the Devil’s Armpit.
Eric has also given me permission to photoshop him in any way I see fit. I love being given artistic freedom. It’s like being given fried chicken, as a present.
I am currently happy as a lobster, I will however contain my urges to photoshop Eric on a lobster.
♫LAUREN
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American Eric
I think it was Tom Petty who first sang about an “American Eric… raised on promises.”
Or maybe it wasn’t.
As many may know Eric as a child dreamed of presidency.
And although he’s about soon to be a degreed Industrial Technologists
He still likes to live his childhood dreams.
♫LAUREN
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More Photoshop!
I almost feel sorry for Eric and Jimmy, because it is sooo easy to photoshop them.
I’m going to put up a few more photoshopped Eric’s before I start “Eric with the Ladies throughout history”.
Yay! So much to photoshop! And it’s actually not just Isabel!
♫LAUREN
(who found it odd to photoshop herself)
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Eric and the ladies pt. 1
As everyone knows, Eric… is a fan of the ladies.
And here he is with some:
I like the Grandma in the back who’s all up in his space.
♫LAUREN
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Photoshop the Tinsel out of you
It could happen until then see this clearly undocotored photo of Jimmy and the ladies…
You may be asking yourself why Jimmy is dressed in heavenly white, and I will answer… it’s before labor day :0
and he’s SOOOO pure.
♫LAUREN
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Isabel need’s a break
Due to the fact I have been focusing a lot on Isabel lately I believe she needs a break.
And to save anyone from further rants about fried chicken I give you a submarine teeming with Eric.
have a nice vacation/honeymoon Isabel ;)
♫LAUREN
Where is my crispy goodness?
I have a sad tale to tell.
And I’m going to start with a reference to Christine’s recent graduation. How do you deal with disappointment?
In recent times people have become obsessed with the idea of being healthy, although most people just loaf about downing caffeine like water while watchin’ Oprah. But I must admit, I’m fine with health nuts… I even cavort about town with them. I have no problem if you like go to Trader Joe’s and spend an exorbitant amount of money on oranges… see if I care.
But I do care about certain things, like chicken. Everyone that knows me knows how I feel about chicken… you can keep your cow, pig or squirrel (or whatever meat you like) and just hand me some chicken. I’ll be happy.
I must also admit… I love all types of chicken. Seriously, it’s all good (except beaks and feet, thank you) Especially my beloved fried chicken. A favorite at diners, amusement parks and with the Colonel.
Now as I mentioned the world is becoming healthier. And as an added observation, some extremists like to ruin things for everyone. And they usually start this by accusing companies like McDonalds of killing and endangering children. When there has never been an actual case of Ronald McDonald threatening mothers to buy Crispy-Mc-This-and-that’s or he was going to blow their brains out. It is quite honestly people’s penchant to overindulge and Mc Flurry themselves to death. Yet again, NOT MY PROBLEM.
It is my problem when you those said extremists get to big corporations and they eradicate the problem so they no longer have to hear about it.
Little did I know about Disneyland’s new food menu.
I went to Disneyland and after a few rides I said “mmmm fried chicken sounds good.” So I scooted my way to the French Market, which serves fried chicken and taters as well as clam chowder in a loaf. Or so I thought.
I stared at the menu, and it glared back FRIED CHICKENLESS. The closest thing they had to offer was Citrus Glazed Chicken. Which although delicious sounding was not what I craved.
So I ran to the Riverboat Terrace to see if my nightmare was a reality. When I saw that they had only Turkey breast, and salad on their menu… my heart broke, for Disney had shunned my fried chicken.
Banished it even.
When I asked why? I was told to buy chicken nuggets… NUGGETS!! There shall be no $7.00 circular nuggets for me, thank you.
Now Fried Chicken only exists at the Plaza Inn (the loudest and most child infested restaurant in the Magical Kingdom), for $14.
Rain on my dreams and dash all my hope of golden delicious chicken. It’s not like I bathe in the chicken or force it on toddlers…. I just like it’s Americana like deliciousness.
And finally, shame on the hippies… I would never make anyone take tofu off the menu.
♫LAUREN
Jimmy; the magical Sabourin
Jimmy!
Jimmy does not want to exist on-line. But you see sometimes you don’t really get a choice. He won’t get a facebook or a myspace.
So, Vicioiusly Sweet is the only media branch that will post news on Jimmy, and all your Jimmy needs.
I have decided to share a little bit about Jimmy with the people, in a format befitting of any teen magazine featuring the Jonas brothers.
ALPHABET… con Jimmy
1. A is for age: 24
2. B is for beer of choice: Jimmy doesn’t like the beer, but he likes San Fernando!
3. C is for career right now: Professional Jimmy, as him about lintels…
4. D is for your dog’s name? Gatorade, the Dachshund
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: toothpaste, for the hygiene… and oxygen because breathing is good
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Golden Girls, the elderly are awesome
7. G is for favorite game: Jimmy likes to reinact the “Price is Right” in his living room with his dog Gatorade… mostly in spanish.
8. H is for Home town: Sylmar, in the house!
9. I is for instruments you play: the Van, and the Whisk, and a mean vintage postcard bongo.
10. J is for favorite juice: something with orange, like orange juice.
11. K is for whose butt you’d like to kick: the creator of the new “10 Things I hate about You”
12. L is for last place you ate: at home, with Gatorade in the moonlight.
13. M is for marriage: Jimmy is not married, but he likes dogs.
MID ALPHABET BREAK!
HERE’S JIMMY AS A CARTOON
GAME ON!
14. N is for your full name: Jimmy James Sabourin
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: 3 or 4… only 2 were medical
16. P is for people you were with today: 3 people
17. Q is for quote: “Hi I’m Jimmy and i like dachshunds”
18. R is for Biggest Regret: not buying enough postcards during the postcard fiasco in the spring of 2008
19. S is for status: being weird
20. T is for time you woke up today: 6 in the a.m.
21. U is for underwear you have on now: lots and lots of underwear
22. V is for vegetable you love: sweet peas
23. W is for worst habit: picking my teeth with non vintage postcards
24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: incuding teeth. 5 or 6.
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: nothing from Natural Harvest
26. Z is for the zodiac sign: Aquarius
And because every blog needs a picture of the Jonas Bros. here you go:
and finally a doggle:
MORE TO COME :)
(On a side note: Isabel is pleased this isn’t about her and clay aiken)
♫LAUREN
Isabel and Clay: the Future
Do you ever wonder what the future will bring to you??
A pony? A car? Children? A monster truck?
How about LOVE?
Now as you may know Isabel is currently in school but sometimes she daydreams about her future… and so in honor of Summer Loving which is just around the corner i give you one of Isabel’s daydreams.
While Isabel and Clay Aiken have been a hot internet item since he may his music debut on American Idol, as seen through many photos on this site Isabel has always wanted more.
here's an example of their early love.
like marriage…. Even if it can only happen in photoshop:
A little known fact Isabel has always wanted a renaissance inspired wedding :)
and then much like many girls Isabel has always wanted children and here she is with her first and most beloved… Manchild Guy Aiken.
So it may never really happen but a girl can dream can’t she. And since we’re BFFF’s I’m so happy that I can help you visualize your future :)
♫LAUREN
Afternoon Clay
Tonight there is some sort of special American Idol event going on, but here at Viciously Sweet we are so not into it. Especially because on a bitchy sidenote Lauren actually watched it this season with her mother and liked someone with glasses… who was voted off.
But Anyway Viciously Sweet does not condone voting for new American Idol’s when we already have a perfectly delicious one.
Here’s Viciously Sweet’s fav. American Idol:
Don’t you ever dream a little dream of Clay??
with America’s Favorite Isabel… and this is not a snazzy premiere they are at, they just got stuck going past one one the way to coldstone.
And you know the cameras love them… and their love.
♫LAUREN
p.s. tomorrow there will be a super extra special post about Clay and Isabel :)
Star Trek W/ Eric
In Anticipation of the new Star Trek Movie I had an in office photoshop countdown of some of the famous characters of the franchise starring my co-worker Eric. Here is Eric as Spock:
Seriously, when he finds this online he may kill me :)
I ♥ Photoshop
♫LAUREN
The Movie of your Life
Okay so have you ever wondered who would play you n a movie about your life… well I have and then I went to myheritage.com to play with their celebrity look a like machine.
So I thought I would have maximum fun and put a picture with both Christine and Isabel… and then I was given these most awesome results… WE WOULD ALL BE PLAYED BY VERY VERY WHITE LADIES.
And for some reason Isabel would be an Olsen Twin.
And the lobster would be played by Hugh Crant.
Love on the High Seas w/ Clay
The Love Boat is exciting and new!
Currently aboard the most delectable cruise that ever sailed is none other than Captain Clay Aiken and First Mate Isabel!
I heard that they are sailing of the coast of destiny and into the sunset… And for those who are bad with geography here is a map:
don’t rock the boat kiddos!
♫LAUREN
Fine Art w/ Clay
Many years ago the Police sang the song “Every little thing She does is Magic,” if they were to write that song in modern times they would call it “Every little thing Clay does is Magic”… and it would be so true.
As many people have seen my dear friend Isabel and Clay Aiken share a cosmic connection based on music and mutual admiration.
So much so that Clay is reported to have a room in his Hollywood estate dedicated to the art of Isabel! After many years of dedicating songs to her he has now decided to capture her in tangible art…
I give to you Clay Aiken’s painting “Isabel in May”…
♫ LAUREN
Wonders: Robert Smith
Does anyone ever wonder about Robert Smith from the Cure??? Besides me? I find that when my mind wanders it usually ends at Robert Smiths hair.
Is anyone else noticing this resurgence of tendrils much like that of Mr. Smiths? I saw a girl at the mall who could have been his hair twin on Sunday.
I wanted to run to her and ask her about hair maintenance but realized she probably never combed her hair.. thus it’s appearance.
I also think I’m so interested in these specific locks because I have always associated the Cure with ultimate coolness, and realize in an architectural office… maybe Robert’s hair would not be so awesome.
No one would be able to see past my monitor, and i think things would get stuck in it. So alas his mighty style shall never be mine
Also every morning when i wake my hair looks like this:
And since I’m not from New Jersey circa 1986… it’s just not my thing.
♫LAUREN
p.s. seriously how does Robert Smith do it???
does he have like a magic hairbrush???
9:30 Slump
I’m in a doodling mood…..
So I give to you doodles about Jimmy and his obsession… postcards…
and not any postcards, vintage Californian postcards…
♫LAUREN
Real-Lifetime Remakes pt. 2
Tagline: Beware of Stranger Danger…
Soundtrack featuring: “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell
Will Christine ever get her extra cheese pizza? Should she just have gone to BJ’s instead??? She probably wanted loaf anyways…
