Much like the Isabel Stare-A-thon, and the Alternate Career Paths posts, there will be another themed type post.
Don’t you ever wish your life were more dramatic… or melodramatic for that matter. I knew you’d agree… that is why the next posts may find you or Isabel starring in Lifetime Movies… like a dream come true right?
this could be you...
No not that Edward James Olmos movie.
I am so addicted to the new No Doubt song “Stand and Deliver”.
it’s a slightly more rasta version than that of Atom Ants. It’s guaranteed tons of fun…
it also makes me think that No Doubt should sell Pizza… because it would make an awesome Pizza Hut song…
seriously, your money or your life
And they could have like a No Doubt Pizza flavor and stuff… I have no clue what kind of toppings that would include… maybe pineapple :)
♫LAUREN
While you are busy learning or working… my cat is probabaly sleeping in a sink.
he's in the saaaank, he'll buy you a draaank
♫LAUREN
Okay so this one is mostly for Isabel… I was looking through my photos and this one made me laugh.
I still have no clue what Mc Donald’s was thinking, because in about a two decades of kid’s meals I don’t think that a toy has ever sucked so much. The toy is a fat purple man with a mouth in his tummy. To make it worse it made a gross plastic sound when his stomach mouth opened.
here I am trying to become friends with it…
and here it is attacking Isabel…
memories are grand…
♫LAUREN
Wouldn’t it be cool if American Idol, had a spinoff called “Historic American Idol,” where contestants voted on the coolest and hottest of our American Heroes. I think If that happened I would say this is my pick for the top 5
#5 Jason Schwartzman, cute as a button musician and actor.
#4 Isabel Canto, famous for involvment with Clay Aiken, as well as her many years manning the most luscious monster truck station wagon.
#3 Rita Hayworth, one of my favorite Actresses… she’s awesome in 742 ways.
#2 Thomas Jefferson, damn right… he’s awesome dawg… and he’s coming up later in this post
#1 Abraham Lincoln… because everyone knows they adore big Lincoln!!! He kicks a lot of butt, and he kicks it hard
I’m sorry Isabel you are not as cool as Abraham Lincoln…
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but my question was what should i eat for dinner???
Okay also today is Thomas Jefferson’s Birthday. I must say he’s one of my favorite presidents because he did a lot of things for this country, and there are boatloads of statues of him in Paris… also who doesn’t love nickles???
♥LAUREN
Easter time is full of family programming… most will be watching Charlton Heston, some will watch the Peanuts gang…
But don’t you wish that popular bands got holiday specials, and not like Kenny G, or country stars… but actual cool bands.
This is my dream for Sunday
You know you’d love it too!
♫LAUREN
There is someone in Hollywood that hates me.
And the worst thing is I have never done anything to actually deserve it… this time.
My dear friend Caitlin (my worm loving amigo) has informed me of television blasphemy. A recreation of “10 things I hate about you”, as a TV show staring a forgettable and regrettable cast, which you can see on imdb.
I still like Julia Styles... and I feel unsure about this upbeat appearing teen
To Quote Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
I have a feeling this show is going to leave me whelmed. Not every thing in Hollywood should be recycled. Especially not one that had a solid cast and a witty and satirical view on teen motives and emotion. I also have a feeling in the show there will be no Letters to Cleo, or KD Lang references, as teens nowadays have no clue who they are… it’s okay though, they shouldn’t have to. BUT if there is a poster of My Chemical Romance on Kat’s wall… I have a feeling I shall perish.
And yes I know it was based loosely on The Taming of the Shrew. That doesn’t make this new adaptation hurt any less. For more explanations on my feelings read this.
And now that I have expressed my heartache, I have the following questions:
Where is Alison Janney and her coffee cup featuring a cat-Kat?
Shall Mr. Stratford know the 411 of how kid’s get jiggy?
Will Patrick still be accused of sleeping with a spice girl?
Oh and better yet, will Kat ever get to experience that trip to 7-11 on Broadway with Patrick?
On the TV show this could happen
Oh and to Jimmy the name of Kat’s BFF who is obsessed with William Shakespeare is Mandella, and she is incandescent.
And so I leave you with this thought:
Mandella: Have you seen him?
Kat Stratford: Who?
Mandella: William. He asked me to meet him here.
Kat Stratford: Oh Mandella, please tell me you haven’t progressed to full-on hallucinations.
♫LAUREN
p.s. let’s not talk about the remake of “Adventures in Babysitting” with Raven Simone and Miley Cyrus
Today I have been sent to work in Eric’s cubicle because my computer is acting mondo weird. It is weird sitting in this location because I see the dab from a different angle than ever before. And because I call Eric professional Eric, I feel so mighty professional in his Cubicle.
I also feel like I can get caught at any moment typing something greviously stupid. Perhaps this is why Eric seems so professional…
Back to Work.
♫LAUREN
It is a well known fact that Christine likes her men old, and wrinkly. (Ahem, Dave Foley and Alex Trebek) But Christine’s search for the affections of the elderly have gotten her into trouble a few times… (not just that time at Coco’s early bird buffet.)
There was once a moment where Christine could have ripped a family man from his den of iniquity. Yes, that is correct… she once had stolen the affection of acclaimed actor Brad Pitt. He showered her in pizookies and BJ’s paraphernalia, he took her to London (she totally lied about going to school,) they danced the night away on private Margarita Mondays… and then one day she realized that if he left Angelina he would show up with boatload of kids to her apartment… an actual BOATLOAD and Claremont is no where near the water!!
She knew their love could no longer thrive as it once had…
♫LAUREN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE & ISABEL!!!
Sizzling as always with Clay…
They cannot keep their hands to themselves… giggle giggle
♫LAUREN
EDITOR’S NOTE:
I wonder if Isabel wishes she were photoshopped with people other than Clay. If so this may soon become a reality as it is really hard to find Clay Aiken photographed with women. Any advice who she should show up with next???
In 1985 this week was riddled with births.
Today is an April treat! The Birthday of Nikki T, a new edition to BIRFDAY Week.
It is reported that Nikki T. is celebrating her 24th birthday with her favorite American Idol, Chris Daughtry…
Presents on her wishlist include Yanni’s latest album, 26 pink highlighters, a Hello Kitty watch, and 1 gallon of Christian Dior “Noir” nail polish.
HAPPY BIRFDAY NIKKI T!!!
♫LAUREN
Christine hits the red carpet with Matthew McConaughey.
After that event they went to In-N-Out and had strawberry milkshakes and Matthew never wore a shirt again…
… Christine still won’t reveal what happened that night
♫LAUREN
birfday week continues…
Here Isabel is skating her troubles away with hunksicle Clay Aiken
two posts today!!!
If i had a grandpa that looked like your grandpa…
So I may not be the biggest Killers fan but…
I totally am adoring this new album, and then I saw the music video for “Spaceman” I had this like super sugar coated happiness. The kind I only get when I see Green Day prior to 2006 and the Cure.
And quite honestly this video kind of reminds me of Robert Smith and the Cure. The colors are deliciously 80’s and I wish that the Cure were in it dancing the background…
also… does anyone want to wear an outfit like Brandon Flowers with me???
Because you best believe when this neon green cast comes off this costume goes on!
♫LAUREN
