If you are concerned about smelling like poo poo-poo read the following Isabel Stare-a-thon advertisement:

♫Lauren
If you are concerned about smelling like poo poo-poo read the following Isabel Stare-a-thon advertisement:

♫Lauren
In this day of 3-d rendering & pixar we should not forget the 2-d creation. And moreso how 2-d creations feel about Isabel:

♫LAUREN
Are you serious?? My toast experience can be so enlightened by Hello Kitty!!!! I would toast everything if I had this
Imagine having a hello kitty sandwich? Or eggo waffles warmed by the bright lights of kitty…

I want this in a totally manly way.
♫LAUREN
Today’s Isabel Stare-a-thon contains a certain dreamy and golden globe nominated Joseph*:

*many of the ladies & the gents agree on his pure dreaminess, especially Christine & Lauren
♫ Lauren
In this time where finals are taking over the days and nights of every college student we here at Viciously Sweet want to make sure you’re taking enough time in the day for a break.
And if you are on a break… it might as well be spent staring at Isabel.
Look around… everyone is doing it… and what if it is on your final????

Now an ad from the makers of the Isabel Watcher:

♫lauren
Do you ever worry about what children are being taught in school?
I was asking the neighborhood children what they learned about Isabel this month only to learn the school doesn’t teach the Isabel Stare-a-thon!
How can we have children become global citizens if schools aren’t even teaching about Isabel staring!
Tell all the schools in your community: less math more Isabel.

♫lauren
There is a special place in the world where you can celebrate Isabel all the time… I present to you on this the 22nd day of the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2009, the Hall of Isabels.

♫lauren
Today I’m drawing a plans for a mexican restaurant.
Whilst I really think about a salad bar you can look at this gratuitous yet well themed PeeWee Herman:

♫lauren
Today why don’t you sit on the grass, relax and stare at the splendor of Isabel.
get as close as possible:

♫lauren
p.s. Hi David VP of staring at Isabel
Hello pasty America.
The Isabel Stare-a-thon was all the buzz this year at Vamp Con 2009… and really vampires can be dangerous they can bring throngs of emo kids around you.

I just wanted to share a bit of information during this season: if you are Isabel be careful when you are in shadows… teen vampires think the Isabel Stare-a-Thon is totally suckalicious (’sucky’ to Vampires is good).
♫LAUREN
What is more professional than a laser pointer at a presentation?
If you said a laser stare during the Isabel Stare-A-thon you were right!
In this historic event where the people I torture (my friends) meet, you can get such an experience. Here is Eric (of the professional Ladies action) with Isabel (of Clay Aiken Fame) during this joyous time on the year:

Set all lasers to stare!
♫lauren
Sometimes you find Isabel in mysterious places:

keep on staring.
♫lauren
On a winter afternoon what is better than staring at Isabel?
the answer: nothing

♫lauren
Firstly we here at Viciously Sweet would like to say congratulations to Kris Allen who recently released his American Idol victory album.
But like many people we were curious about his album cover…

After many painful moments, theories flew about. Was he staring at a spooky monster? A shadow? Why is where he is staring glowing?
Wait is he staring at….
Oh that makes sense.

Thank you Kris Allen for being one of the many celebrities who can’t get their eyes off of Isabel.
It really helps the cause.

Remember to stare at Isabel today… where ever you are :)
♫lauren
This is a little something for Christine:
I suggest you look at this

while listening to this:
and yes that is a young fergie.
watch & enjoy.
♫lauren
Just a reminder that the Stare-a-thon is going strong!
If you see Isabel, don’t be afraid to stare, she knows that it’s her civic duty to catch all of your eye glances.
And remember… if Isabel is in a staring distance you stare at her… and do nothing else!

when will people learn?
♫lauren